🔪 LADY KILLER 🔪

excelsior621:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

Wouldn’t mind some happiness in late March.

Hey so my house burned down last March. You owe me this year, universe.

periwink-lilac:

I still cant get over that part in the manga so i-

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

paperstarzzart:

Ryoji

prisile:

@friskyghost i saw ur post and i was like MMMM I LOVE so then i drew the good boy w that blue lip stick

Source: prisile

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/avirhapsodos/182878674070/tumblr_ngl7452hOA1rrem2b?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio

speciesofleastconcern:

geekremixalot:

dragonswithjetpacks:

fadedforyou:

meliciousintent:

i-dont-even-like-elves:

momochanners:

spectralsleuth:

ddaaffttppuunnkk:

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

Mash up by – [x]

I don’t know if i reblogged this yet but I’ve killed five dragons to this song so

As a lifelong dwarven playa in

Dragon Age

, I ACCEPT THIS TO THE POWER OF INFINITY.

exquisite

The Legion of the Dead’s battle hymn, y’all.

I am here for this!!

ITS MOTHERFUCKING BACK MY BITCHES

I JUST FUCKING DIED

YESSSSSS

I don’t know what “dragon age” is (I guess it’s probably a video game, leave me to my ignorance) but this song is great.

Source: sarlaccsinner

whatsanick:

Reblog if you write fanfiction!

pens-swords-stuff:

Writeblr has a lot of original WIPs which is fantastic, but I want to see how big the fanfiction community is too!

question, why do delicious cakes cost so much to bake? okay cakes are cheap, but delicious ones cost like 30-40$ to get non pantry staple ingredients for

elventiefling:

delotha:

fuckingrecipes:

Take a cake mix from a box. Betty Crocker, Pillsbury, Duncan Hines, whatever the hell is on-sale.

They usually ask for you to add in some water, some cooking oil, and egg whites.

Fuck that bullshit.

Instead, replace water with milk (or buttermilk), use butter instead of oil, and use the whole goddamn egg. Toss in some extra vanilla extract.

If you want to make it a bit spiced, add in some cinnamon/nutmeg/allspice

Want to make it gently lemony? Zest some lemon peel into the batter.

Want it extra dense and moist? Add another fucking egg, half a package of vanilla pudding powder mix, and make sure to whip that batter extra hard and long.

Welcome to rich, moist cakeland, entrance fee: $5

Enjoy impressing your friends.

@wyldangel-cant-wake-up

@dystopianoctopus