shadowsoul357:

ironwoman359:

brooklyn-noozies:

boxofsoap:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

Canon: They were cis

Fanfic: lmao

Canon: They were human

Fanfic: Get a load of this

Canon: they didn’t care who they hurt and were generally a dick.

Fanfic: BUT WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THEIR LIFE CHANGING CONVERSATION WITH THE CINNAMON ROLL!

Anti-villain motivations besides “tragic past”

chatterwriting:

the-right-writing:

  • They do bad things because they’re scared.
  • They’re gullible or misinformed. Example: somebody who has been told the heroes are out to hurt them.
  • They are desperate for interaction, validation, kindness, or attention, and the dark side gives them those things. 
  • They want to change their allegiance, but are pressured by people close to them to stay evil.
  • They have an otherwise noble goal that they will do literally anything to achieve. Example: somebody who wants to protect their child, even if it means throwing other children into danger.

That last one…my favourite…