On this blog, we love and comfort Goro Akechi.
i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
Canon: They were cis
Fanfic: lmao
Canon: They were human
Fanfic: Get a load of this
Canon: they didn’t care who they hurt and were generally a dick.
Fanfic: BUT WAIT TILL YOU HEAR ABOUT THEIR LIFE CHANGING CONVERSATION WITH THE CINNAMON ROLL!
Something I have to remind myself every day.
Anti-villain motivations besides “tragic past”
- They do bad things because they’re scared.
- They’re gullible or misinformed. Example: somebody who has been told the heroes are out to hurt them.
- They are desperate for interaction, validation, kindness, or attention, and the dark side gives them those things.
- They want to change their allegiance, but are pressured by people close to them to stay evil.
- They have an otherwise noble goal that they will do literally anything to achieve. Example: somebody who wants to protect their child, even if it means throwing other children into danger.
That last one…my favourite…
Even bohemian rhapsody does the bury your gays trope…
freddie mercury literally died in real life though?????
Is this real fucking life
Is this just fantasy
I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you
Adachi : THE WORLD IS FULL OF SHIT
Dojima : hey we’re having sushi for tonight
Adachi : really!!?? awesome!!!!










